On unwanted news

Today I learned something I didn’t want to know.

Today I found out something about myself which I’d rather wasn’t true.

Today the doctor produced the paperwork to show me what I didn’t want to see.

…I have lactose intolerance…
(and maybe gluten intolerance as well, but that needs more testing).

Okay, so it could be a whole lot worse. People get told awful things by doctors all the time. That really doesn’t stop it sucking.

I am now the reluctant owner of a packet of lactostop tablets. For approximately 25cents (European) a go I can apparently drink milk without side effects.

This could turn into an expensive hobby.