On being an awful partner

I currently have a friend over for a long weekend and I am becoming more and more aware that I am not cut out for a long-term female partnership.. How do I know? I have no patience for conversations about frilly knickers, nail varnish, the best way to burn candles or which bread has the […]

On letting the side down

Dear amazing women of the world, I apologise. I apologise for letting the side down. Again. I apologise for not being able to compare to your incredible standards of awesomeness. Again. I apologise for my lack of ability (and interest) to keep house the way houses are supposed to be kept. For my chaos. For […]