On one-upmanship

My dad’s arms are this big!

My dad’s are much bigger – and stronger..

Mine’s been training; working out and everything.

Mine’s been training for 10 years – chin-ups every morning before work.

Mine’s got legs like trees

Mine doesn’t bother about his legs – he says no one can see them in the club. He’s got the strongest arms though.

etc etc etc

round and round in circles

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I know it’s a thing, because it happens in loads of books featuring kids on playgrounds, but until half an hour ago, I don’t remember ever hearing anyone showing off with their respective dads’ strength for real, especially never amongst 20(ish) year olds…

On getting fitter from the outside in

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I’ve been drinking this herbal fitness tea for a while now, and I don’t seem to be much fitter yet..

Yesterday I poured most of a cup onto my leg instead of into my mouth, maybe it has more potency that way! I can hope, right?!