On being a Jesstrich

My latest health tests resulted in me being handed two mostly conflicting sheets of what to eat and what to avoid. I think once I strip my diet of everything on both avoid sheets I’m left with brown rice and possibly carrots*.

When I got home, hungry after a breakfast-free morning, I opened a packet of chocolate digestives and buried my head in the crumbs. Or rather, the crumbs in my head. When I was finished I washed them down with half a pint of milk.

Wheat? Check.

Big oats? Check.

Sugar? Check.

Chocolate? Check.

Milk? Check.

Things I enjoy eating? Check.

Carrots? Not a trace.


But anyway, digestive biscuits are good for digestion, right?


* Yes, I’m exaggerating. But not as much as I’d like to..

3 thoughts on “On being a Jesstrich

  1. You know you’re going to pay for that come morning!

    But look on the bright side… the morning may never come!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    1. Hey! Welcome to my world ๐Ÿ™‚
      (unfortunately it’s a world where comments can spend 6 weeks in limbo before I notice and approve them :/ Sorry about that..)

      Do you dunk your biscuits?

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