I have an exam on Saturday.
Actually. That’s not true.
I have 2 exams* on Saturday.
The date’s been set for several months, but somehow I managed to ignore how fast time slips away when you’re not looking properly.
A month ago I made a list of topics we’d covered, and topics we still needed to cover in class.
A couple of weeks ago I started going over my notes and flicking through the text books.
At some point last week I realised I hadn’t really got a clue about any of the things that were going to come up in the exam. A mild panic later, and I made up my mind to get down to revising “properly”.
I revise best when people ask me to tell them about whatever I’m learning. People ask better questions (and can check if I’m talking rubbish) when they can read them off revision cards. As a bonus, writing things down helps me remember them too.
It seems revision in general, and writing cards in particular, is something that needs practising. 😛
I’ve written masses of notes in class without any problems, but writing revision cards seems to be a different kind of stress. My hands ache. My wrists are sore. My fingers are tired. My thumb’s so tired it’s almost gone to sleep completely (I hope it wakes up soon – I need them both!).
Today is the umpteenth day of staring at the heap of ex-forest on my desk (and ignoring the heaps invading the surrounding vicinity, and the dining room table, and the sofa ….). I am thoroughly bored of writing revision cards. I can’t stop though, because I have no time. I don’t remember ever starting to revise this late before, and I can’t remember it taking so much time up, but I think that’s just selective memory loss ;).
I was originally planning to write a post about how it must be a sign you’ve done too much revison when getting-up-to-clean-the-toilet-because-the-cleaner’s-been-on-for-10-minutes becomes a highlight of the afternoon. Then I thought about writing about how tragic it is to run out of whichever coloured cards you were using for Topic A and have to use Topic B’s colour, just when you were starting to think you were actually the slightest little bit organised. Then I thought about how dangerous coffee is, and how fizzy you get when you drink the first full cups ever, and how I am going to have to stop as soon as the exams are over before I can’t imagine a life without it.
I say “planning”, but I really mean the ideas were swirling around the back of my head because I wasn’t going to give myself time away from the revision cards to write any of them down.
This is what you’re getting instead.
This morning I got up with DB, prepared to sit at my desk and inflict more pain on my writing-thumb.
And then I had to go to the doctor’s.
Nothing like a good adrenalin kick first thing in the morning.
I am a glassblower. I am trained to look at reflections in shiny objects. Especially round shiny objects. You can tell a lot about how round things are when you look at the patterns the reflections make.
This morning, once DB had roared off on his motorbike (leaving me in a bleary sleepy haze, to have a bath and get dressed and write lots) I innocently looked in the mirror.
I shall have to make a mental note not to do that anymore. It’s dangerous.
You know why?
I don’t either.
My eye had a dent in it.
<insert silent swearing here>
After blinking and looking again didn’t make it go away, I put eyedrops in and phoned my optician. She said I was welcome to come in and see her, but that she’d rather I went to see a doctor.
So I did.
I sat in the overcroweded waiting rooom and wrote revision cards in front of shuffly old people and loud, wriggly, small children. It’s got to be good for me though – Kate says one should learn in as many places as possible….
It seems there’s a hole in my <insert germanised latin name for front-of-eye here>.
Apparently it’s not visible unless you dye the surface yellow and shine very bright lights at it.
Maybe eyedoctors should do glassblowing training before going to doctor-school? 😉
Anyway. I don’t know how it got there, and neither does the doctor, but at least when you know it’s there you can do something about it. I have a new sort of eyedrops and a gel. WHOO!
And now, after a very pleasant interlude I’m going to get back to those revision cards – I have an exam to learn for afterall!
*on the content of 4 Textbooks